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2010

March 9|Hey, remember Eiffel 65? I do.
March 8|Quarterlife
March 5|See what happens, Larry?
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March 1|It happens but once a year.
February 26|The Impossible Dream
February 24|Dinnertime!
February 22|Danger Dance!
February 19|Safety Dance
February 18|Jailbreak
February 17|If we can place a product on the moon…
February 16|Nutmeg
February 12|Of Bears and Lasers
February 11|Parallel Lines
February 10|Action Adventure
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February 5|part of a well-balanced breakfast
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January 21|This used to be the future
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January 15|Free Association!
January 13|Fear is the appetite killer
January 12|Apologies to Penny Marshall
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January 5|All my favorite foods have cheese in them.
January 4|A new dawn

2009

September 27|Step Five of an Eight-Step Process.
September 16|Step Four of an Eight-Step Process.
September 10|Step Three of an Eight-Step Process.
September 3|Step Two of an Eight-Step Process.
August 30|Step One of an Eight-Step Process.
July 21|Still Standing
April 24|Toys!
April 12|Darren Aronofsky Eat Your Heart Out.
March 31|Look out, Hamlet! He’s a vampire!
March 20|Paying the Piper
March 11|Things ain’t been the same since we lost the Maytag Man.
March 4|And Now a Word From the Unemployed.
February 25|The fundamentals are strong.
February 18|And now:
February 11|Rattled by the Rush
February 4|Siberia’s Forbidden Wilderness
January 28|Same Old Plan.
January 21|The People’s Court.
January 14|Neon Bible.
January 7|Chunky Rice.

2008

December 31|I ain’t doing no scrapbooking, neither.
December 24|Humbug.
December 17|Sometimes you feel like a nut.
December 10|I go chop your dollar.
December 3|Truth be told.
November 26|You are the wacky neighbor in the sitcom of my life.
November 19|Big brother.
November 12|Wise guys.
November 5|Punky Brewster’s Millions.
October 29|Possible side effects include excellence.
October 22|Next Week on Perry Mason!
October 15|Dial D for Decapitation.
October 8|Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
October 1|Programmed for Larfs!
September 24|Badonkadonkey.
September 17|And it was good.
September 10|The Passion of the Toast.
September 3|Drainage, Eli. Drainage.
August 27|Panis ex Machina.
August 20|Flying thru the dngr zone.
August 13|Three people with big noses talking.
August 6|Oh God! Book 4.
July 30|The Brave Little Toaster on Mars.
July 23|The Killing.
July 16|The Shining.
July 9|Day of the Fight.
July 2|Alphaville.
June 25|Bande a Part.
June 18|Breathless.
June 11|Contempt.
June 4|Pretty Please Won’t you be my Neighbor?
May 28|Superfly Jive Chikin.
May 21|There goes the Neighborhood.
May 14|With Special Guest…
May 7|A Cheese is a Person in your Neighborhood.
April 30|And then the Hipsters.
April 23|Trouble Every Day.
April 16|Back in the Groove.
April 9|Like hot cakes and molasses.
April 2|I didn’t do it.
March 26|They’re coming outta the walls, man!
March 19|Now, who wants ice cream?
March 12|G’day, Bruce.
March 5|I call for a truce.
February 27|Where’s your mousse?
February 20|Where’s your moose?
February 13|How’s your noose?
February 6|How’s your news?
January 30|im in ur kitchen makin ur toast
January 23|But Wait-There’s More!
January 16|Robotade.
January 9|Half a worm.
January 2|Just another day.

2007

December 26|Quiet: Invetigation in Progress.
December 19|These Titles are Difficult to come up with.
December 12|Take my Coffee Maker, Please!
December 5|Damn you, Paparazzo!
November 29|Better Late Than Ever.
November 22|Dial T for Trouble, hold, then press pound and dial your desired number.
November 15|Warning: Don’t Point at the Creature.
November 8|Son, we could do this the easy way or the hard way.
November 1|White-Knuckled Anticipation.
October 25|I’m not even supposed to be here today.
October 18|That Old Cashew.
October 11|Return to Mayberry.
October 4|Twiggy, the Waterskiing Squirrel.
September 27|An Action-Packed Cop-Out.
September 20|7 Mating habits of highly effective octogenarians.
September 13|In which the Professor Stanwich unveils his Incredible Crochet Device
September 6|What’s the ugliest part of your body?
August 30|You are something that the whole world is doing.
August 23|Look, I made you this broom.
August 16|Return to Oz.
August 9|Heaven is a Struck.
August 2|Get Away From me Kid; You Bother Me.
July 26|You ate the food, you drank the wine; do the right thing.
July 19|The Best Thing About Waking Up is Sweet Revenge.
July 12|It Takes a Lot to Laugh; it Takes a Train to be Funny