It’s a new week, it is, and with it I bring a torrent of productivity! I posted like twice last week, and that’s quite unacceptable. To put it bluntly, I had a goal of doing a cartoon each day, but I wasn’t holding myself accountable. Now that I’m working on that, buckle up for some serious work! The amount of work will be serious, not the content of the work itself.

Case in point: Chicken Milk!

That’s right! More fake product madness.

I got this idea from a scene in “Food Inc.”, when we’re introduced to the farmer who’s resisting the industrialization of food manufacture (all very fun, interesting stuff).

One of his workers takes a whole chicken and inserts it head-first and upside-down into a metal cone. The chicken’s head is sticking out of the come and it’s just squawking about, and I was about 89 percent certain he was about to milk this chicken, with whatever milk would come out spurting from its beak.

Instead, he killed the chicken.

So I made this label on an old jar of artichokes!

And here’s the sides, though they may be hard to make out.

Maybe I should’ve taken a picture before I glued it to the jar.

nah.

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